Dumb California Laws
Did you know women can't drive in a housecoat? Did you know sunshine is guaranteed in the masses? Yep, that's the way we Californians are, read all about our stupid laws here. And where I live, you can't own more than two cats or dogs, elephants cannoth stroll down Market Street without a leash and it is illegal to wipe your car with used undies.
The Dancing Hampsters
You'll be mesmerized by the hampsters dancing across your screen and that hummable Hampster Hoedown tune will be floating through your head for hours. When I went there, I was kind of baffled as to why anyone would make a page devoted to dancing hampsters, but to each his own.
Weekly World News Online
With titles like Hitler was a Vampire, World's First Head Implant, Woman Lays Real Eggs and Girl, 12, sells her body for a belly button ring, I can stay amused for hours at the news stand or when I occasionally buy it. Now, you can read the exclusives online.
Christian Bale's official website
Too bad he's married to some Sibi character. At least I can still pine away for him. Afterall, when he sees me, of course he'll dump this Sibi chick. That'll happen when hell freezes over, I'm afraid.
